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Two hours until the #TrashyTuesdayMovie ... this week: Boa vs Anaconda #OphidioFiles
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I choose to start the movie ... now #OphidioFiles
Boa vs *Python*. I should probably get the name right #OphidioFiles
We start with masked wrestlers with snake-themed names. It's like, allegory! #notreallyallegory #OphidioFiles
These guys are talking Spanish. They must be the villains #OphidioFiles
There's a flashing light. Flashing lights are bad, I'm guessing #OphidioFiles
In other news, the wrestling match kinda sucks. #needsmoregiantsnakes #OphidioFiles
GIANT SNAKE~! #OphidioFiles
Flashing RED light now. That's EXTRA bad. #OphidioFiles
The match might suck, but pointing a gun at the wrestlers seems a bit much, Angel Boris #OphidioFiles
Juxtaposing the match and the snake escaping #itsartdontyouknow #OphidioFiles
Angel Boris getting naked in this scene is also art. #notpanderingATALL #OphidioFiles
"You know I hate snakes!" You in the WRONG movie, Angel Boris #OphidioFiles
Also, if you hate snakes, why do you have a cobra tattoo on your back? #inquiringmindswanttoknow #OphidioFiles
What appears to be a giant pet cage ... possibly an action by Al Qaeda. #OphidioFiles
Pratfalls make everything better. Especially when they're into corpses #OphidioFiles
A breath-holding contest. Exciting! #OphidioFiles
He has navy training. She has bosoms. Bosoms win #OphidioFiles
Hey, you work with dolphins! Want to help us with our snake problem? #OphidioFiles
It's Rodney McKay #AllTrashyMoviesNeedAStargateAlum #OphidioFiles
Where is this snake? "You're standing on her." #bigsnake #OphidioFiles
For those who care, the Boa is the good snake. The Python is the bad snake #OphidioFiles
Angel Boris's character is named Eve. This amuses me more than it should #OphidioFiles
Hunting a 70 foot snake with a crossbow #sodead #OphidioFiles
"This is the stupidest idea I ever heard." Big call, Rodney McKay #OphidioFiles
It works on dolphins, it'll totally work on snakes, right? #OphidioFiles
... the python just went down on someone #manwtf #OphidioFiles
Rodney's worried about his snake #NotAEuphemism #OphidioFiles
The snake better eat this reporter soon #OphidioFiles
"That's what real news is. Sensationalism in its purest state." #OphidioFiles
"How do I know your grunts won't shoot my snake by accident?" Relax dude, the snakes are color coordinated #OphidioFiles
Camo crop top. Angel Boris ftw #OphidioFiles
This movie would be much improved by having the dolphin expert played by Debbie Gibson #OphidioFiles
... has that guy got a FLINTLOCK? #OphidioFiles
"Has anyone seen our soldiers?" Now that's just careless, misplacing troops like that #OphidioFiles
Oh, a flintlock AND a grenade. That makes it all OK then #OphidioFiles
I'm confused. The govt guy appears to listen to advice and make reasonable decisions. What lunacy is this? #OphidioFiles
And now the snakes are getting jiggy with it. #OphidioFiles
Heh. "Sharing Oxygen" = totally a pretext for kissy face #OphidioFiles
Alas poor Angel Bros. She had to split #OphidioFiles
Bad snake is eating good snakes eggs. It's ON now! #OphidioFiles
The army: letting movie bad guys steal APCs since whenever this movie was made #OphidioFiles
We secured a 5 mile perimeter ... except for that nightclub full of topless dancers #OphidioFiles
And now the snakes are fighting in a subway station. Cue train in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... SPLAT #OphidioFiles
Good snake got clear and vanished. How does one lose a 70 ft snake with a GPS tracker imbedded in it? #OphidioFiles
And that's Boa vs Python (not Anaconda). Next week: MegaPython vs Gatoroid #TrashyTuesdayMovie