Forty minutes 'til the #TrashyTuesdayMovie. Apparently we've got quite a crew coming 'round to join us for Die Hard tonight. #MGHoHoHo
And so @thesleech is in the house for the #TrashyTuesdayMovie. Huzzah! #MGHoHoHo
I choose to start the movie...now #MGHoHoHo
Bruce! #MGHoHoHo
Actually, scarily young Bruce #MGHoHoHo
My god. Bruce Willis has hair. Who knew? #MgHoHoHo
Ah, the eighties. You can always tell the bad guys by the beards #MGHoHoHo
It's slightly weird seeing the parts of this film that take place outside of Nakatomi Towers #MGHoHoHo
John McClane really is a sexist asshole. #MGHoHoHo
Flatmate: It's a tape deck #MGHoHoHo
No wonder Nakatomi Towers got hit. The security is rubbish. #MgHoHoHo
Awkward reunion is awkward #MGHoHoHo
Ah, the watch. Also known as the metaphor that turns this film into a load of sexist shit #MGHoHoHo
Angry Bruce is bitching at his wife for...well, using her maiden name #MGHoHoHo
You know, 'cause it's not like they're separated or anything. #MGHoHoHo
We're now re-casting Die Hard using the cast of Leverage #MGHoHoHo
Alan Rickman. When you absolutely, positively have to transform your moderately shitty film into something half-decent #MGHoHoHo
Good as Alan Rickman is, Hart Bochner (and his beard) truly is the show-stealer in this film #MGHoHoHo
My god, a guided missile? Is this...foreshadowing? #MGHoHoHo
Who said we were terrorists? #MGHoHoHo
Oh, moment of subtlety. I love it when the henchmen have running bets in the background #MGHoHoHo
Al Leong! #MGHoHoHo
That's the most archaic computer vault I've ever seen #MGHoHoHo
Things I love about this film: bad guys in tracksuits #MGHoHoHo
Wake up, Johann #MGHoHoHo #NoContextForYou
Flatmate: Bruce! Can you walk past one attractive woman in this movie without looking at her tits? #MGHoHoHo
First rule of the henchman handbook: never say "no-one kills him but me." #MGHoHoHo
Gas for 74 cents a gallon. Flatmate: wow, that dates the film #MGHoHoHo
Huzzah! Superfluous commando roll #MGHoHoHo
Welcome to the party pal #MGHoHoHo
Man, when was the last time you saw an action hero smoke? #MGHoHoHo
You know, Die Hard does some marvelous casting in all it's minor dickhead roles #MGHoHoHo
Ah, irony. It is the same silly sonofabitch Al's been talking to on the radio #MGHoHoHo
Oh, look, an armed assault. This will end brilliantly #MGHoHoHo
Hart Bochner as Harry Ellis. Best fuckwit minor character in existence #MGHoHoHo
The lesson here - never negotiate with Alan Rickman while drinking coke #MGHoHoHo
If this were a roleplaying game, the PCs would totally be Johnson and Johnson #MGHoHoHo
@thesleech is refusing to let go of the fact that the bad guys put all the detonators in the one bag #MGHoHoHo
John McClain - shooting Christmas trees and bad guys in equal amounts #MGHoHoHo
There should be more flare grenades in ice hockey #MGHoHoHo
Writers lessons from Die Hard: Everyone has a character arc #MGHoHoHo
The touching moment where Big Al describes his horror at shooting a kid kinda pales against this movies bodycount. #MgHoHoHo
I am an exceptional thief, Mrs McClain. #MGHoHoHo
We spent points on helicopters, we're using helicopters! MGHOHOHO
In order to save his wife, Bruce must throw away the symbol of his wife's independence. Fuck you, Die Hard #MGHoHoHo
Me: It's Bruce Willis. He's made of steel. Flatmate: He's made of Brucetanium #MGHoHoHo
Go Al #MGHoHoHo
And that's Die Hard. #MGHoHoHo
And...Die Hard 2 #MGHoHoHo #CauseWeAreDumb
We have lost the Flatmate and The Troll, but @tinstargames and @thesleech are sticking around #MGHoHoHo #Suckers
Thus far, Die Hard 2 has gone a little heavier on the naked blokes that Die Hard 1 #MGHoHoHo
@tinstargames has just pointed out that the bad guy in Die Hard 2 was also Death in Bill & Ted. I can't unsee it now #MGHoHoHo
Where Die Hard is subtle with its irony...Die Hard 2 figures it should go for the sledgehammer approach #MGHoHoHo
Hey, look, foreshadowing #MGHoHoHo
You can tell we've hit the nineties now - the bad guys have mustaches instead of beards #MGHoHoHo
We do trashy movies, not bad ones. It's just that many trashy movies are also bad #MGHoHoHo
Why are they sending people's luggage through an industrial crusher? If this #qantas? #MgHoHoHo
We're about three years away from the rest of the world realising Dennis Franz is far too good for this film #MGHoHoHo
I looked away for one second and Bruce Willis attacked a guy with a bicycle wtf ? #mghohoho
Watching @TheSleech cringe as the film fucks up the technology of the early nineties #MGHoHoHo
PORTENTOUS CLOSE UP #MGHoHoHo
They're not just vomiting cliches. They're also shitting them out at a rate of knots #MGHoHoHo
The joy of watching this with @TheSleech is that he hasn't yet built up a tolerance to shit film yet #MGHoHoHo
Dear Die Hard 2 - lampshading the improbability of your plot doesn't actually make it okay #MGHoHoHo
It's always a mark of quality when Star Trek actors show up in a film #MGHoHoHo
John McClain - saving the world and bitching about it since 1988 #MGHoHoHo
The bad guys have a terminator. #MGHoHoHo #Doomed
Over the course of this film Bruce Willis is going to kill henchman played by Robert Patrick and John Leguizamo #MGHoHoHo
The best part of this film is listening to @TheSleech groan and...well, assume that there's a plot #MGHoHoHo
Bruce walks out of the smouldering plane wreckage holding a scorched doll #clichekiyaymotherfucker #mghohoho
This film utterly fails to deserve it's cast #MGHoHoHo
I was only transferred to Grant's team yesterday SO FUCKING DEAD #MGHoHoHo
''The dominoes will fall but the ramparts will remain'' William Sadler is channeling Zap Branigan #mghohoho
@TheSleech has usurped my traditional role of being the person horrified by the qualitiy of the film #MGHoHoHo
The bad guys just got their objective and the film has an hour to go because fuck pacing we have kabooms #mghohoho
I fear @TheSleech is on the verge of attacking the television. Or making a SAN check #MGHoHoHo
John Amos : ''We are here to jerk off the cocksucker!'' #inthearmynow #mghohoho
The flaw with putting an icicle in someone's eye is that Bruce doesn't follow it with a quip. #MGHoHoHo
Poor new guy #MGHoHoHo
If the first Die Hard taught us anything, it's that nothing good comes of a helicopter #MGHoHoHo
Plane engines are set to liquefy. Bad guys, unfortunately, remain set to Stupid #MGHoHoHo
I think we've hit the point where @thesleech is going to stop talking to me #MGHoHoHo
And that's Die Hard 2. Next week on #TrashyTuesdayMovie, we finish off the festival of Bruce with Hudson Hawk.