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Double Dragon

Page history last edited by Capellan 11 years, 2 months ago

Double Dragon. I choose to start the movie...now #DragonElbow
Flatmate: I don't remember any of this shit from the game. #DragonElbow
I don't remember any of this shit from the game could be Double Dragon's tagline #DragonElbow
I mean, somehow we've gone from "We must beat up street gangs to save our girlfriend" to "Magic Amulet" #DragonElbow
Los Angeles 2007; after the quake #DragonElbow. Hasn't dated badly at all.
Robert Patrick is playing the ultimate early 90's villain. #DragonElbow
I can't believe I'm going to say this, but this film can only improve when Scott Wolf finally makes his appearance #DragonElbow
Even in post-apocalyptic LA, people will re-enact the final scenes of the Karate Kid #DragonElbow
Billy Dragon is a total dickhead. Too bad he's meant to protag in this film #DragonElbow
I'd kinda forgotten how cool the Verheoven-esque world-building in this film was #DragonElbow
Flatmate: So the gangs are so law abiding that they don't come out until curfew. #DragonElbow
Double Dragon: A film so thoroughly stupid that after the first 20 minutes your brain gives up and leaves #DragonElbow
Flatmate: You know, the problem with this movie... Me: *giggles hysterically* #DragonElbow
I swear to god, the best part about this film is going to be watching my flatmate loose his mind watching it #DragonElbow
There is no plot element of this movie that doesn't make me flinch in fear when it's revealed #DragonElbow
I consider you like a son...and like a son, I can always have another. There is only one Double Dragon Great line #DragonElbow
This film would be massively improved if Tony Danza was playing the cop #DragonElbow
Synchronized sunglasses removal. Always a signifier of pure evil.
In in the worst, most nonsensical piece of shit movie ever made, you can't go wrong casting Robert Patrick as your bad guy #DragonElbow
I've missed your sense of peasant justice... Less than impressive taunts #DragonElbow
Flatmate: Oh my god. That is some of the worst make-up ever. I don't remember this from the game, either. #DragonElbow
Double Dragon is a computer game about two bad-ass brothers who wage war against the streets for those they love #DragonElbow
Double Dragon is a movie that...um...utilizes Scott Wolf's somewhat mediocre talent for slapstick and irritating dumb-arsery #DragonElbow
At least they remembered there were supposed to be gangs somewhere along the line #DragonElbow
Flatmate: The only thing that's made sense in this film so far is the two brothers perving on Alyssa Milano when she bent over #DragonElbow
Flatmate: That's the only thing in the entire film that's had both a cause and an effect #DragonElbow
Hey look, it's Emo Scott Wolf #DragonElbow
This film is far too fond of the crotch shot. #DragonElbow
I think this film may break my flatmate. It'll be just revenge for the time he made me watch Ice Planet #DragonElbow
And, like magic, there's a boat. In the boat shed. #DragonElbow
Even by the standard of post-apocalyptic cops, these cops are bad #DragonElbow
I just want total domination of one major American city. Is that too much to ask for? #DragonElbow
Flatmate: Robert Patrick is way too good for this movie #DragonElbow
Double Dragon is a computer game about fighting. It's also a movie about going to fucking Never-Never Land #DragonFist
My Flamate hasn't attacked the TV yet, but it's coming. #DragonElbow
In the space of an hour, there have actually been two references to the Double Dragon game #DragonElbow
Presumably someone, somewhere along the line, saw the point of doing a movie based on the game. I assume they were fired #DragonElbow
Jimmy! Nooooooooo! #DragonElbow
If only they'd watched a Jackie Chan film *and* Robocop, this film would be brilliant. #DragonElbow
Now whose the boss. Dear god, they actually went there. Fuck this film. Fuck it right to hell #DragonElbow
I can honestly say Double Dragon is the worst film we've watched for #TrashyTuesdayMovie. Not the least entertaining, but worst #DragonElbow
And there's a Double Dragon game machine in the Double Dragon movie. So meta #KillMeNow #DragonElbow
And so, we have found an ending dumber than "Magic Sunglasses." Thank you, Double Dragon, for lowering the standards #DragonElbow
The final henchmen scene redeems a variety of ills though #DragonElbow
And so we're done. Somehow my flatmate made it through without attacking the television #DragonElbow

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