I choose to start the movie...now #davincicoffee
This is remarkably like the opening to Quest of the Delta Knights #davincicoffee
But, you know, better #davincicoffee
I'm seeing a trend in #TrashyTuesdayMovies, and that trend is named Da Vinci #davincicoffee
Screw transforming lead into gold - I'm far more impressed by the fact that Da Vinci invented sunglasses #davincicoffee
I think my friends Alan and Nic got me to put together one of those Di Vinci stars once, mostly just to torture me #davincicoffee
Why is a parole officer running around with the keys to a prison? #davincicoffee
What's Nintendo? #davincicoffee
One of Bruce Willis's strengths as an actor is his ability to bicker semi-confincingly #davincicoffee
I have a certain level of empathy for Hawk's desire for a coffee #davincicoffee
Okay, that's not Sylvester Stallone, but Frank Stallone does look like a deflated version of Sly #davincicoffee
I'm kinda regretting my decision to drink herbal tea now #davincicoffee
I know he's ten years out of practice, but surely cat-burglar's wore gloves in Hawk's day? #davincicoffee
Why do they have a skateboard for a break-and-enter job? #davincicoffee
Nothing good occurs when Bruce Willis sings #davincicoffee
I'm going to say it: Worst. Thieves. Ever. #davincicoffee
Fortunately, the security guards are even dumber #davincicoffee
Troll: This is the sort of cluster fuck break in you can expect fro a man who hasn't had his coffee. #davincicoffee
I now wish Jeeves was the star of this film #davincicoffee
Weak plot point is weak #davincicoffee
One day David Caruso will play a role that involves seeing his goddamn eyes #davincicoffee
Richard Grant and Sandra Bernhadt? This film is one Parker Posey away from having the best cast of villains ever #davincicoffee
Massively amused by Hawk getting knocked out by a Pegasus #davincicoffee
OMG - David Caruso's eyes! #davincicoffee
This film has an interesting idea, a great cast, and a well-thought-out goofball feel. Unfortunately, the script is pants #davincicoffee
Of course, Richard Grant can turn even complete pants into gold. "What can I tell you? I'm the villain." #davincicoffee
Why isn't this film about the Mayflower's and their Butler? It would be far better #davincicoffee
What the fuck just happened? Talking crucifix? #davincicoffee
Okay, this film just took a turn for the freakin' weird #davincicoffee
Wow, so it looks like the #davincicoffee tag just got hijacked by spammers. That's...odd
Why is it there are always chickens in the back of trucks? #davincicoffee
This date really isn't going well #davincicoffee
The flaw of this movie is that *everyone* really does know more than Hudson, but it doesn't seem to matter #davincicoffee
This is the greatest role David Caruso has ever had. #davincicoffee #KitKatLove
The other flaw is that we now have five minutes of As You Know Bob masquerading as a plot point #davincicoffee
Hudson looks shocked that the people with plans for world domination would kill people #davincicoffee
The antagonists in this film are fabulous. And far more interesting that the protagonist. #davincicoffee
I love a villain that shouts "shazzam" #davincicoffee
Italian ambulances don't believe in gurney's, apparently #davincicoffee
You know, the love story between Hudson and the nun is just kind of sad. #davincicoffee
Once again a #TrashyTuesdayMovie mistakes putting two characters on-screen together with a romantic subplot #davincicoffee
I must speak with the dolphins now. Eeee. Eeee. I think that just broke me and @PrimeSarahBlue #davincicoffee
The dolphin is dead. The dolphin is dead. I love Sandra Bernhard. #davincicoffee
Aw. Poor Kit Kat. #davincicoffee
Of course, asking him to become a statue really is playing to David Caruso's strengths #davincicoffee
The real star of this movie is Sandra Bernhard's costume designer #davincicoffee
My, what an amazing chain of utterly coincidental events #davincicoffee
The scriptwriters really, really liked the idea of knocking out Bruce Willis #davincicoffee
Thissuffers the same fate as The Dark Knight - the villain is so much better than the hero, so you just wish they could win #davincicoffee
I'm trying to picture the casting audition for the Mayflowers. "So, can you chew some scenery like your life depends on it?" #davincicoffee
Bullet resistant belt buckle. Handy #davincicoffee
Bunny's death is glorious #davincicoffee
And so Hudson gets his coffee. #davincicoffee
That was...odd. #davincicoffee
Troll: Will you play Nintendo with me? May be one of the most romantic pick up lines I've ever heard. #davincicoffee
And that's the #TrashyTuesdayMovie for this week. Next week: Justice League of America. 'Cause the Flatmate hates me.