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Johnny Mnemonic

Page history last edited by Capellan 11 years, 2 months ago

Half an hour 'til Johnny Mnemonic. If you want to skip the hi-jinx, I'd mute the #Megacorp hashtag. #TrashyTuesdayMovie
Jesus, even the title screen of this movie is terrifying. PURPLE! BLUE! KEANU! #Megacorp #TrashyTuesdayMovie
I choose to star this movie...now #MegaCorp
Flatmate is giving Johnny Mnemonic half an hour in the hopes that it turns out to be dreadful, rather than just meh #MegaCorp
Nothing good comes with scrolling text at the beginning of a movie, particularly when the text has glare for the sake of glare #MegaCorp
Odd, the internet of 2021 looks remarkably like an out-take from the original Tron #MegaCorp
Flatmate: What is Keanu's emotion supposed to be, 'cause I have no idea. Me: Keanu has no emotions #MegaCorp
NAS mentioned for the second time in ten minutes. What's the bet this is important to the plot? #MegaCorp
It's hard to take an 80 gigabyte capacity seriously these days #MegaCorp
So I'm not sure how computers really work, but I'm guessing if your limit is 160 gig, packing 320 gig in is problematic #MegaCorp
Every now and then, Keanu contemplates emoting. Then he decides against it #MegaCorp
In the future, amateurs with no knowledge of the technology will provide handy infodumps #MegaCorp
In the opening scenes of the short story, Johnny holds someone hostage with a shotgun. In this, people explain things, again #MegaCorp
It's a little known fact that computers can exceed storage capacity if you teach them tai chi. #MegaCorp
Man, look at how slow these guys move when guys with guns show up. It's like they can't be arsed dodging bullets #MegaCorp
Ooo, did Keanu just attempt a quip? He did. I think he attempted a quip. #MegaCorp
On the other hand, thumb-mounted monofilament whips are just as cool as the story promised #MegaCorp
Why is it always Newark that goes Cyberpunk? #MegaCorp
it does have to be said - mid-nineties cyberpunk films have kick-ass sountracks #MegaCorp
One of the keywords for this film on IMDB is "Mixed Martial Arts." I am...perplexed by this. #MegaCorp
Okay, I'm going to say it: this film is a criminal waste of Takeshi Kitano #MegaCorp
HENRY ROLLINS! DINA MEYER! This film just became awesome #MegaCorp
I'm not worried about your speed, I'm worried about your nervous system #MegaCorp
This film is going to be filled with Henry Rollins saying things you never thought you'd hear Henry Rollins say #MegaCorp
Oh, Udo Kier, you're so delightfully, randomly German #MegaCorp
Rippers! Oh, wait, just Ice-T playing an urban savage #MegaCorp
This film would be immeasurably improved in T was allowed to reprise his role as a mutant kangaroo from Tank Girl #MegaCorp
Most incompetent mercenaries ever #MegaCorp
They really should have just saved time and hired storm troopers #MegaCorp
Just 'caught the cybernetic arm on the bartender. Nice nod to Neuromance there #MegaCorp
Dina Meyer. She's the female version of Lt. McShootyPaws - a far better actress than the material she chooses #MegaCorp
The Magnetic Dog Sisters are far more fun when you know they're the Magnetic Dog Sisters #MegaCorp
Johnny Mnemonic. The only film in the universe where Dolph Lungren will out-act the main protagonist #MegaCorp
Man, Lo-Tecs infest everything in this city #MegaCorp
Hey look, a random AI #MegaCorp
Oh good, some exposition. We were missing that. #MegaCorp
Hey look, Keanu emoted. Badly, but he made the attempt #MegaCorp
They'll negotiate, they're corporate. "So's the Yakuza." #MegaCorp
Flatmate: Good thing they established that he'll die if he doesn't get the information out of his head. I hadn't picked up on that #MegaCorp
Chainmail shirt. No padding. Dina Meyer is a brave woman #MegaCorp
God bless this film for playing to Henry Rollins strengths and letting him rant. #MegaCorp
Crazy Dolph Lundgren is crazy. And kinda awesome #MegaCorp
Keanu...dude...for a moment there, you were actually, like, acting. #MegaCorp
Henry Rollins. Best thing in this film. Which is, all things considered, kinda sad for everyone else who acts professionally #MegaCorp
Oh, expository AI, if only you could, like, send an email. #MegaCorp
He was in the navy. In the war. They put a lot of stuff in his head, kinda like you. This...amuses me. #MegaCorp
Dina Meyer. Worst bodyguard ever #MegaCorp
I...want...room service. #MegaCorp
Ah, Johnny, you're a douche, but you're a douche who gets a good rant going #MegaCorp
Flatmate: IF I CAN'T TRUST THE OPENING TEXT, WHAT CAN I TRUST? #MegaCorp
Hey, look, inexplicable romance subplot. #MegaCorp
People, you need to put more effort into getting people together than "he's a guy, she's a girl, they fight crime" #MegaCorp
Jones! #MegaCorp
The Flatmate dislikes Jones. Obviously, he has no soul #MegaCorp
The only way left is to hack your own brain. And now, the dialogue gets...bad. #MegaCorp
Okay, not really *bad*, since it started at *bad*. More...utter fucking rubbish #MegaCorp
The Ghost in the Machine is the Deus Ex Machina #MegaCorp
What this scene needs is Jones getting all up in people's grill #MegaCorp
When you're at your third Antagonist confrontation of the climax, you have too many antags #MegaCorp
Also, the yakuza's death was much more interesting when he was killed by culture shock in the story #MegaCorp
Remember when Molly Millions was a bad-ass? I do. This movie, it does not. #MegaCorp
Flatmate and I both giggle at the line "Get your VCRs ready." #MegaCorp
And now we go all Lawnmower Man #MegaCorp
Has there ever been a film that successfully made hacking entertaining? Or, at least, not stupid? #MegaCorp
Flatmate turned around on Jones on account of the Dolphin death ray. Guess he has a soul after all #MegaCorp
We have hit the point where this film stops making what little sense it started off making #MegaCorp
And, for no apparent reason, Pharmacom tower blows up #MegaCorp
And then, for no apparent reason, A STING IN THE TAIL #OhJohnnyNo #MegaCorp
Music swells, Keanu emotes, Dena Meyer is Dena Meyer. Jones is awesome. #MegaCorp

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