Forty minutes 'til the #TrashyTuesdayMovie. Tonight: Justice League of America (1997). God help us #NotGiffen
[dcavalchini] @Petermball This could be the movie you don't finish. #NotGiffen
@dcavalchini Dude, we survived Suckerpunch. This won't break us. #NotGiffen
[PrimeSarahBlue] Trashy Tuesday Movie for the week is Justice League of America (1997). We do this to ourselves intentionally. #NotGiffen
I choose to start the movie...now #NotGiffen
Why the fuck has Tara been named Tori? #NotGiffen
Six seconds until I break and say "Oh dear fucking god." New record #NotGiffen
Nothing says "Superhero Action" like an opening sequence consisting entirely of clouds #NotGiffen
[nickystrickland] @Petermball I hope you are able to keep the ability to tweet during this #NotGiffen experience. It is new to me too #butcomicisunknowntoo
And apparently Barry Allen has turned into the second flash for no apparent reason #NotGiffen
Worst. Guy. Gardner. EVER. This film, this film doesn't get forgiven for this. FUCK YOU FILM #NotGiffen
Oh, dear fucking god. How do you make the Weather Wizard *more* lame than he is in the comics? #NotGiffen
I will hunt every motherfucker involved in the making of this film, and I will make them pay #NotGiffen
[nickystrickland] is this where The Incredibles got their interview style technique from? Please let Edna cameo #NotGiffen
[PrimeSarahBlue] I have a feeling @Petermball is about to start shouting at the tv. This amuses me. #NotGiffen
Why does a physacist have a skeleton in his classroom? #NotGiffen
[dcavalchini] @Petermball It's JLA budget edition. Is so bad it's good. And now the Atom. The science teacher you don't want #NotGiffen
Flatmate: Fuck you, Green Lantern. Or...Blue Lantern. Apparently green dye was too expensive #NotGiffen
So far, the cat has more common sense than anyone in this film #NotGiffen
Fuck you, film. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you #NotGiffen
The Flash gets to stop a fucking tornado. The Atom...gets to save a cat #NotGiffen
[nickystrickland] Oh dear god. What have I got myself into??? #NotGiffen
That is the tubbiest fucking Flash I've ever seen #NotGiffen
This would be the most horrific thing I've seen all day, but it's school holidays at work #NotGiffen
So the Kieth Giffen Justice League is charming and funny. This...is not #NotGiffen
Seriously. You have super-speed, and you can't figure out how to monetize it. Fuck you, film #NotGiffen
[nickystrickland] Latest #NotGiffen trauma is possibility is Mr Universe from Serenity is in this (as a potential love interest or some thing acc @dcavalchini
And apparently all the superhero's live together. Except Flash. 'Cause he sucks #NotGiffen
Apparently not as much as Atom, though. 'Cause Atom saves a cat #NotGiffen
Apparently Ice can freeze things. But only by accident. And on a five second delay. #NotGiffen
So, the Atom, who can save a cat, can't fix a television #NotGiffen
Okay, I'm rooting for the bad guys, 'cause...well, they're not the heroes #NotGiffen
Flatmate: Why wasn't her bed frozen? Troll: 'Cause it's warm and snuggley. You can't freeze warm and snuggley #NotGiffen
So...the Justice League engage in kidnapping. For, you know, justice. #NotGiffen #FuckYouMovie
[nickystrickland] And lo I discover via imdb that 8 writers have their names to this along with a director I've never heard of #NotGiffen
@nickystrickland Most of those writers are the original comics creators who came up with the characters #NotGiffen
Guy Gardner talking abut commitment utterly fails to understand the character #NotGiffen
Why the fuck aren't they using Hal as the Green Lantern? #NotGiffen
Hey, look, the hero meets his girlfriend while in disguise and...you know what, FUCK YOU MOVIE" #NotGiffen
Remember when heroes were heroic? This film doesn't #NotGiffen
I hereby dub them the Justice League of Assholes #NotGiffen
There is no-one in this movie that I don't want to punch #NotGiffen
So far the only character who remotely resembles a character from the comics are the people who aren't in the comics #NotGiffen
Oh, look, fun with Guy's name and referring to girls #NotGiffen
You're the Atom. DON'T FUCKING LIMBO #NotGiffen
Troll: That's not how you pick up a lady. Me: I don't think the guys who wrote this had any idea how to pick up a lady #NotGiffen
[PrimeSarahBlue] First lesson in Superhero training should be: How to spot a stalker. #NotGiffen
Flatmate: Why do you need a secret lair - you live together #NotGiffen
You know what improves this movie? Replacing all the Atom's dialogue with "I hit it with a hammer." #NotGiffen
I'm into this woman. "I hit her with a hammer" #NotGiffen
I have these weird powers. "I hit it with a hammer." #NotGiffen
There's a cat trapped under the house. "I hit it with a hammer" #NotGiffen
John, we may have a problem here. I hit it with a hammer #NotGiffen
I hit it with a hammer #NotGiffen
[PrimeSarahBlue] @Petermball What, the film? #NotGiffen #Hammertime
@PrimeSarahBlue The film. My head. Either/or #NotGiffen
The villain is at Ice's house. "I hit it with a hammer" #NotGiffen
Flatmate: When the Weatherman shows up at your house, close the door. His weakness is closed doors #NotGiffen
The villain is in love with me. "I hit it with a hammer." #NotGiffen
Oh noes, a tidal wave. "I hit it with a hammer." #NotGiffen
Oh noes, our elevator doesn't work. "I hit it--" nope, sorry, we're back to FUCK YOU FILM #NotGiffen
Flatmate: That is the most god-awful piece of shit writing, ever. #NotGiffen
Really? The Atom saves the day and he doesn't even have to shrink? Or, you know, hit it with a hammer? Fuck you, movie #NotGiffen
Flatmate: Embrace the Tsunami with your heart. And then hit it with a hammer #NotGiffen
@PrimeSarahBlue is shouting at the TV now. The cycle is complete. #NotGiffen
[nickystrickland] @Petermball If I survive this....does that make Suckerpunch endurable for me #stillyettosee #NotGiffen
@nickystrickland Nope. The one redeeming feature of this is that it's still not Suckerpunch #NotGiffen
We can't be bothered writing the JLA oath. "I hit it with a hammer." #NotGiffen
And that's the Justice League Film. Thank fuck it's over #NotGiffen
[tansyrr] @Petermball was Ice the only girl in the movie? No naked green Brazilian Fire? #NotGiffen
@tansyrr Fire was there. She wasn't naked. Or Brazilian. She primarily existed to be hit on by a 16 year old #NotGiffen