I choose to start the movie...now #LogansRun
Really? There's a character named Box? #LogansRun
Watching this is reminding me how much I really, really hate CGI landscapes #LogansRun
And suddenly the fact that Michael York is in every SF show, ever, makes perfect sense #LogansRun
In the future our clothing will all be matching colours and will expose our navels for no apparent reason #LogansRun
I'm guessing people apply to become Sandmen 'cause they get to wear actual shirts #LogansRun
Me: So the soundtrack to this was totally done by Vangelis, right? Flatmate: Goldsmith. Me: Really #LogansRun #AllSFSoundtracksAreAlike
So in the space of ten minutes, with seventies special effects, #LogansRun is already more visually interesting than Avatar.
'Course, the laser gun FX are totally pants. #LogansRun
The flaw of watching old SF movies is that you find yourself mentally inserting all the ways they'll be worse when they're remade #LogansRun
Okay, I'm officially no longer complaining about the belly button exposing shirts. The future has worse to offer... #LogansRun
So many things start making more and more sense as this movie progresses, including the entire Paranoia RPG game #LogansRun
Entering a reservation for violent delinquents. I think I may love this film. #LogansRun
*Crosses fingers* Please be knife-wielding toddlers. Please be knife-wielding toddlers. #LogansRun
Knife wielding, but not toddlers. I find myself disappointed #LogansRun
Worst. Death Scream. Ever #LogansRun
I have no idea what's meant to be happening in this sequence, but it amuses me regardless #LogansRun
Flatmate: This film somehow has a PG rating. Me: I'm not sure how. #LogansRun
In retrospect, trying to flee through the porn set probably wasn't the best idea #LogansRun
Why do I get the feeling that this is where the film well-and-truly falls off the rails #LogansRun
Flatmate: You should be impressed. We're fifty minutes into the movie and Jenny Agutter is still clothed #LogansRun
This does not fill me with confidence. Nor do the spears with glowing condoms on the end #LogansRun
Yep. I'm now yelling at the movie for being stupid. People don't remember things that happened ten minutes ago #LogansRun
[jj_irwin] Wow, leading the witness. #LogansRun
Secondly, I'm not buying a romance based on two characters being in the same place and experiencing trauma #LogansRun
You know, if you took out the tense running scene, this would be two people in bad clothes jogging down a corridor #LogansRun
[jj_irwin] Mustn't laugh at people on fire #LogansRun
My flatmate is far to happy about the fact that we're about to meet Box #LogansRun #ThisBodesIll
Oh look, Jenny Agutter is naked #LogansRun
Me: What. The. Fuck. Flatmate: It's BOX! #LogansRun
Dear Box - when you're the goofiest looking thing in a 70s SF movie, don't go boasting about your superiority #LogansRun
[jj_irwin] Yes, Box, you are certainly "overwhelming". #LogansRun
Oh good, a CRAZY robot in a materinity chassis. #LogansRun
Apparently, once you leave the city, there's no more synthesizer #LogansRun
You know what would make #LogansRun better? Not trying to shoehorn in a love story that makes no fucking sense.
Huh. Jenny Agutter is naked again. I sense a theme here #LogansRun
On the plus side, at least Michael Y is naked too #LogansRun
[jj_irwin] I've never seen a face like that before. That must be the look of being old. Wow, rude! What did Abe Lincoln ever do to you, #LogansRun ?
a) Still more visually spectacular than Avatar b) does have almost as many endings without really ending #LogansRun
Also, twenty minutes of "oh, I wonder what this strange thing is" about everyday things - REALLY FUCKING DULL #LogansRun
Best Crazy Cat Man ever #LogansRun
Holy fuck, where did this film go? It's like they ran out of plot and added in some crazy #LogansRun #PleaseBeNinjas
[jj_irwin] It all seemed to make sense. (grimaces) "Until Box." Even the movie is questioning that interlude #LogansRun
I was wrong. Box is the point where things fell off the rails #LogansRun
Oh dear god, I think they just quoted from Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats #LogansRun
Troll: In the future, all trade is done by cats. Me: I endorse this. Flatmate: If all trade was done in cats, you'd be miserable #LogansRun
[jj_irwin] We're from the city. No shit. Where else would that hideous fashion have come from? #LogansRun
Deprived of our lasers, we resort to throwing books and using the American flag as a weapon #LogansRun
Is that more than my cats? #LogansRun
[jj_irwin] The cats are waiting to eat Peter Ustinov. They have infinite patience, and infinite hunger. One day they will come for the city. #LogansRun
Seriously, worse love story ever #LogansRun
Wait, going back to the totalitarian police state and decrying it will end badly? Who knew? #LogansRun
We came back to the city to stop people from dying. To achieve that, I'm going to kill a whole fuck-load of people #LogansRun
[jj_irwin] This seems like a really poorly thought-out plan. So no different to all the others, then. #LogansRun
[jj_irwin] Nice going, hero - you broke *everything*. Now all the useless people can starve in confusion in the world outside. #LogansRun
[jj_irwin] But at least they saw an old person first! #LogansRun
Wow. So that was Logan's Run. And...um...wow. #LogansRun