This week's #TrashyTuesdayMovie is MegaPython vs Gatoroid. It's the Citizen Kane of giant snake films! #DebbieVsTiffany
Tonight: the greatest rivalry in film history. No, not mere MegaPython vs Gatoroid. I'm talking about the epic that is #DebbieVsTiffany
[PrimeSarahBlue] Oh, Trashy Tuesday, I love you! Mega Python Vs Gatoroid this week. *dances* #DebbieVsTiffany
I choose to start the movie ... now. #DebbieVsTiffany
Debbie Gibson. Tiffany. Other people I don't care about. All in this film. #DebbieVsTiffany
[PrimeSarahBlue] Oh. Hells. Yes. It begins! #DebbieVsTiffany
If we stop tweeting, it's because we're geeking out too much to type. #DebbieVsTiffany
Debbie Gibson fondling snakes. So many 90s teen fantasies. #DebbieVsTiffany
Debbie Gibson 1, Cops 0. #DebbieVsTiffany
[PrimeSarahBlue] @crowroadaw Local ecosystem -1. #DebbieVsTiffany
"I don't care about the law!" Or the natural habitat of these imported snakes. Way to be an environmentalist, Debbie. #DebbieVsTiffany
The one scene with real snakes in it is now over. CGI all the way from here IIRC #DebbieVsTiffany
Here's Tiffany with a Public Service Announcement disguised as dialogue. #DebbieVsTiffany
"We don't wanna go to jail." "Been there." #DebbieVsTiffany
Obvious green screen is obvious. #DebbieVsTiffany
A snake is killing a gator. Debbie Gibson looks aroused. Yup. #DebbieVsTiffany
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. And they will eat you. #DebbieVsTiffany
"Kiss her like a real man. Put yer tongue down her throat." #dialogfortheages #DebbieVsTiffany
FORESHADOWING. #DebbieVsTiffany
"Somebody had bitch for breakfast." I'm guessing Tiffany had 2 helpings #DebbieVsTiffany
"A monkey is going to entertain at the event." Because a good payoff needs a setup. #DebbieVsTiffany
[PrimeSarahBlue] YAY! Beebee Mega Pythons! #DebbieVsTiffany
@PrimeSarahBlue is squeeing gently over the thought of baby snakes. Baby killer snakes of doom. #DebbieVsTiffany
CGI DOOM IS UPON YOU, PUNY HUMAN. #DebbieVsTiffany
Going to the bathroom in a monster movie = death sentence. #DebbieVsTiffany
Uh oh. Tiffany is trying to display an emotion. #DebbieVsTiffany
Debbie Gibson brings the crazy. #DebbieVsTiffany
30 minutes in, and the totally not Van Helsing has just been introduced. #DebbieVsTiffany
"We need a bigger gator!" #DebbieVsTiffany
[PrimeSarahBlue] "You want a bigger gator, I'll get you one." #DebbieVsTiffany
Ninja naturalists! #DebbieVsTiffany
"What's crazy about this? We're just feeding experimental steroids to gators. Nothing can go wrong." #actualdialog #DebbieVsTiffany
[PrimeSarahBlue] What could go wrong? *facepalm* #DebbieVsTiffany
"Your animals are getting bigger." #noshitsherlock #DebbieVsTiffany
MUTATION MONTAGE! #DebbieVsTiffany
[PrimeSarahBlue] Mutation montage! #DebbieVsTiffany
This whole sequence is like "Mutation! Hell yeah!" #DebbieVsTiffany
Alligator the size of a house. Yep, nothing went wrong AT ALL. #DebbieVsTiffany
Hey Van Helsing, maybe mention the ALLIGATOR THE SIZE OF A HOUSE earlier, next time #DebbieVsTiffany
Van Helsing saves the woman. Just the woman. What an operator. #DebbieVsTiffany
*boat flips over* "I think there's something in the water." #DebbieVsTiffany
First they killed my dog. Then my best mate. Time to crack a cold one. And then get eaten. #DebbieVsTiffany
Thirty minutes later: The Monkey? Is a Monkee. #DebbieVsTiffany
You're gonna need a bigger bomb, Van Helsing #DebbieVsTiffany
"The governor is going to call and ask if we need the National Guard." "Do we?" "No!" Tiffany is kinda dumb. #DebbieVsTiffany
Not as dumb as her deputy. But dumb. #DebbieVsTiffany
[PrimeSarahBlue] @crowroadaw As is Debbie. Really, who left these two nutters in charge of things? #DebbieVsTiffany
CATFIGHT. #DebbieVsTiffany
[PrimeSarahBlue] TAKE OUT HER EYES! #DebbieVsTiffany
Whoever did the music on this movie deserves a medal. It's genius. #DebbieVsTiffany
Round Two! Foodfight! #DebbieVsTiffany
Massive assault of gators and pythons. Debbie and Tiffany? Still catfighting. #DebbieVsTiffany
And Micky Dolenz bites the dust #DebbieVsTiffany
Anyone else with a weapon? Yep. Every last person in the place. #DebbieVsTiffany
Forty foot gators. Fifty foot snakes. Gunfire. Still catfighting. #DebbieVsTiffany
"I think we're alone now." #DebbieVsTiffany
[PrimeSarahBlue] "There doesn't seem to be anyone around." #DebbieVsTiffany
ACTUAL DIALOG, people. #DebbieVsTiffany
There's a snake eating a train. Take that, Snakes on a Plane! #DebbieVsTiffany
The city is being destroyed. Debs and Tiffs? Still bitching each other out. #priorities #DebbieVsTiffany
They have a plan. It involves pheromones and explosions. Sounds like something my players would come up with. #DebbieVsTiffany
Debbie Gibson practices Extreme Environmentalism. #DebbieVsTiffany
@PrimeSarahBlue (in oohs-a-pretty-baby-voice) "They're going to eat your face off." #DebbieVsTiffany
Exploding cars. Enough to give even a gator indigestion. #DebbieVsTiffany
Debbie and Tiffany finally bond over ... well, over bad fashion choices and a desire not to be eaten by monsters. #DebbieVsTiffany
No, wait, they're fighting again. #DebbieVsTiffany
CHOMP. Tiffany has left the movie. #DebbieVsTiffany
Payoff on the FORESHADOWING = no more Debbie either. #DebbieVsTiffany
Someone on the script thought about this movie far too much. I mean, we have two Frankenstein analogs ... #DebbieVsTiffany
... each of whom creates a monster, and each of whom is then destroyed by that monster. #DebbieVsTiffany
[PrimeSarahBlue] I miss you already, movie. #DebbieVsTiffany