Five minutes 'til the #TrashyTuesdayMovie. Ready to Rumble is going to be *awesome*. Wait, no, not awesome, what's the other one? #FuckRusso
We choose to start this movie...now #FuckRusso
SID! #FuckRusso
Holy shit, Nic hasn't ever seen this movie. This is going to be glorious. #FuckRusso
It's a sad sign when the best thing in your opening sequence is Scott Caan #FuckRusso
Tomorrow night, Jimmy King is going to whup Diamond Dallas Page's ass. No good will come from this #FuckRusso
For a moment there this film was actually funny. Then they cut to David Arquette's character #FuckRusso
Randy Savage! #FuckRusso
Alright, I'll be the one to say it: Oliver Platt's portrayal of Jimmy King kinda craps all over The Wrestler. #FuckRusso
Flatmate: I'd forgotten how insane this movie is. Me: Yep, it's kinda mad. #FuckRusso
Nic: Is he getting his money out of his crack? Troll: Yep. #FuckRusso
You know, if you removed the ass jokes, the jokes about homosexuality, and David Arquette becoming world champion...#FuckRusso
... I could almost be inclined to like this film #FuckRusso
Nic's just realised this film is actually shit. Apparently he was distracted by Macho Man Randy Savage's appearance #FuckRusso
The flaw of this film is this: it assumes that wrestling fans actually believe wrestling isn't fake. #FuckRusso
It also assumes poop is funny #FuckRusso
This film keeps hanging shit on Diamond Dallas Page. I do not approve of this #FuckRusso
God dammit, film, stop it. DDP is one of the greatest wrestlers ever, dammit #FuckRusso
For the record: I don't believe that wrestling is real, but I do believe it's awesome #FuckRusso
Hey, look, a philosophical question about testicles. Now is this not funny? #FuckRusso #RhetoricalQuestion
Booker T! Goldberg! DDP!!!! #FuckRusso
Nic: Now Tony Schiavoni in the movie, it's ruined #FuckRusso Apparently he isn't watching the same films as the rest of us
It's sad, but I think I just popped 'cause referee Charles Robinson had a film role #FuckRusso
Wait, the Kings Men were the MIA? What the hell? #FuckRusso
DDP is champ. All is right with the world #FuckRusso
You can tell this movie wasn't written by anyone involved in WCW - they made the cruiserweights look like a legitimate threat #FuckRusso
Dear film: asking "what are the odds of that" doesn't let you get away with stupid, improbable shit #FuckRusso
Troll: So far I have enjoyed... The Van Halen song and the guys paying out on the movie. We have found true trash! #FuckRusso
@PrimeSarahBlue you have experienced the truly trashy film experience. It makes you appreciate the not-so-trashy films more #FuckRusso
Apparently, when your favourite wrestler loses a match, it changes the entire equilibrium of the universe #FuckRusso
Another flaw of this movie: People this stupid can't actually put on pants #FuckRusso
Okay, I can buy these two idiots thinking wrestling is real. Everyone else in the film needs an explanation #FuckRusso
Scott Caan is singing Britney Spears. They had nothing else to fit into the scene #FuckRusso
Twitter cannot convey the level of pain this film is causing Nic. It truly is the best part #FuckRusso
Flatmate: This is *twice* that you have laughed out loud at this movie #FuckRusso
Man, I'm really glad we scheduled a movie that's actually good next week. This is fucking painfull #FuckRusso
Although Oliver Platt is now on-screen fairly regularly, which is never a bad thing #FuckRusso
Times I have laughed out loud: 3 #FuckRusso
Every film should have Oliver Platt being clumsily southern #FuckRusso
Hey, look, it's Rose McGowan #FuckRusso
Its entirely possible we will have to apologize to @PrimeSarahBlue once this is done. We, at least, can enjoy the wrestler cameos #FuckRusso
If you take that away, all you've got left is Nic's occasional freak-outs regarding the film's quality #FuckRusso
There is absolutely no place that this film will not try to cram in a poop joke #FuckRusso
Oh my god, Oliver Platt is turning into Matt Hardy before my eyes #FuckRusso
Troll: @Petermball You could have warned me that you really weren't joking about hard liquor being required. #FuckRusso
@PrimeSarahBlue There's scotch if you need it. #FuckRusso
Number of times I have laughed out loud: 4 #FuckRusso 'Course, it didn't deserve this one.
Who knew? You add Martin Landau to a film, and it improves immeasurably #FuckRusso
Times I have laughed out loud: 5 #FuckRusso
Troll: Fuck, he's a ninja #FuckRusso
Number of times I have laughed out loud: 6 #FuckRusso
Times Nic has laughed out loud at this film: 1 #FuckRusso
Times I have laughed out loud at this film: 7. Course, they did just compare Michael Bolton to Stalin #FuckRusso
Any film that asks me to accept Sting as a heel is pretty much destined to fail #FuckRusso
This film has a 4.9 rating on IMDB. That's at least 2 points too high #FuckRusso
Number of times I laughed out loud: 8 Number of times Nic laughed out loud: 2 #FuckRusso #DiamondCutterJoke
SPEAR!! #FuckRusso
JACKHAMMER! #FuckRusso
ARQUETTE WITH THE TAKEDOWN #FuckRusso
Number of times Nic has made me laugh out loud: 1 #FuckRusso
Sting just punched Scott Caan. It should have been the script writer #FuckRusso
Ready to Rumble: A film that utterly fails to capture any of wrestling's appeal, and wastes a fairly decent cast #FuckRusso
Oh, Jesus, thank fuck that's over #FuckRusso
Troll: Yay! The credits! #FuckRusso
Ready to Rumble may have been terrible, but the twenty minute conversation about penguins that followed made up for the disappointment
I'm a Penguin, Motherfucker. #NoContextForYou