Okay. DVD's on. Stopwatch on the Michelle Rodriguez death clock is ready to go. It's time to watch Alice in Zombieland #ZombieAlice
For anyone playing along at home, I choose to start this movie...now. #ZombieAlice
If I stop tweeting in this film, it's probably a good sign that the music has gotten to me and I'm freaking the fuck out #ZombieAlice
Two minutes in. Michelle Rodriguez isn't dead yet. #ZombieAlice
Equally surprising: we're three minutes in and Milla Jovovich is still fully clothed #ZombieAlice
I'm starting to wonder if there are any male actors who have that kind of film meme built around them #ZombieAlice
I'm guessing that if there is, Karl "Lt. McShootyPaws" Urban is probably the man to build it around #ZombieAlice
Has no-one in this movie ever seen a movie where a psychotic computer takes over a building? DON'T GET OUT OF THE LIFT #ZombieAlice
For the record: Milla nipple at 8 minutes, 31 seconds. #ZombieAlice.
One day, I swear, someone is going to produce a movie where Milla Jovovich is *fully clothed the entire damn film* #ZombieAlice
And the special forces have arrived. I shall now place Space Marine Bingo #ZombieAlice
Totally forgot how jittery this movie makes me. Fortunately, this will amuse my Flatmate almost as much as the film #ZombieAlice
Marines are shuttled to location by non-conventional means. Tick. #ZombieAlice #SpaceMarineBingo
Terrifying thought of the night: once upon a time these graphics were state of the art #ZombieAlice
Zombie! #ZombieAlice
Commanding officer just said "There may be survivors. Move out." Tick #ZombieAlice #SpaceMarineBingo
The lights are automated. Nothing to worry about. ahuh. #ZombieAlice
Someone's head falls off. Check #ZombieAlice #SpaceMarineBingo
You're all going to die down here. Just the thing you want to hear from a spooky kid #ZombieAlice
Someone mistakes a monster for a survivor? Tick. #ZombieAlice #SpaceMarineBingo
Application of entirely unnecessary firepower? Tick #ZombieAlice @SpaceMarineBingo
Michelle Rodriguez is awesome? Tick. Not a part of Space Marine Bingo, but worth noting #ZombieAlice
Okay, where in fuck is a scientist getting a pick-axe in the middle of a state of the art research installation? #ZombieAlice
Flatmate: Nobody expects an elevator full of zombies! #ZombieAlice
Piece of really obvious CGI that doesn't fit with the rest of the film? Check #ZombieAlice @SpaceMarineBingo
Okay, I'm confused. Why are zombie dogs fast if the zombie humans aren't? #ZombieAlice
Marines have been refused back-up for no logical reason? check #ZombieAlice #SpaceMarineBingo
Only two boxes left to check and I have bingo #ZombieAlice #SpaceMarineBingo
Damn. For a moment there I thought we were going to tick off "pulled through a wall." #ZombieAlice #SpaceMarineBingo
I posit a simple theory: If Michelle Rodriguez is in your film, she's automatically going to be best part of the film #ZombieAlice
we paid for these bullets , we are going to use them #zombiealice
Dear world: for the sake of my sanity and nerves, please never let Marilyn Manson score a movie ever again #ZombieAlice
Someone's pulled through a wall! Tick! #ZombieAlice #SpaceMarineBingo
1 hour, 22 minutes, 54 seconds and Michelle Rodriguez's character dies #ZombieAlice
You know what the big flaw of Resident Evil is? It takes too damn long for someone to get the shotgun out #ZombieAlice
And so we reach the end of the movie, and all the world is doomed #ZombieAlice
Thanks for joining us, twitter, for this #TrashyTuesdayMovie palate cleanser. #ZombieAlice