Five minutes til tonight's #TrashyTuesdayMovie. It's my first time seeing Salute of the Jugger #dogskull
The main problem with tonight's tag is that I keep wanting to type "By the Power of #DogSkull, I have the Poooweeeeerrrrrrrr!"
I choose to start the movie...now #DogSkull
Flatmate: Oh, the eighties. Me: It's just some blue lines #DogSkull
I want the guy who wrote the pre-movie text for Jugger to write the pre-movie scroll for next Star Wars film #DogSkull
The Juggers are coming. The juggers are coming. I'm now picturing Juggers in place of Giant Eagles in LotR #DogSkull
It...improves things #DogSkull
Yep, that's a fine-looking dog skull, that is #DogSkull
Delroy Lindo. Too good for your damn movie since at least 1989 #DogSkull
Ruger Hauer. Willing to be in any old shit since about the same time #DogSkull
This film features some very intense kitting up for what looks like a game of #DogSkull football.
Oh my, are all these weapons going to be legal in this game? #DogSkull
Why my friend Dan came to Australia a few years back, this film was all he knew of our culture #DogSkull
I feel like I should be yelling foul, but I don't know enough to determine the legal moves #DogSkull
So...basically it's just like me and real sport #DogSkull
Joan Chen swings a mean dog skull in a pinch #DogSkull
Seriously? You impale one #DogSkull and the game is done? These people are lax in their approach to blood sports.
You know what would improve this movie? Ewoks. Angry, angry ewoks #DogSkull
People who like this movie may also like Rollerball (1975) Fuck you, IMDB. You take that back #DogSkull
Man, Justin Monjo, who plays Dog Boy, has had a pretty kick-ass career as a screenwriter #DogSkull
I would call this the strangest role Vincent D'Onofrio has ever had, but I remember him playing a space cockroach. #DogSkull
And the synopsis for this scene reads "Someone beats up Joan Chen." You know, to make a change from the rest of the film #DogSkull
The best part about this movie is thinking "Somewhere, somehow, there is going to be Mighty Ducks/Jugger fanfic" #DogSkull
You have to give Rutger Hauer points for committing, despite the lack of material to work with #DogSkull
Flatmate: Rutger Hauer. A man with no sense of personal boundaries #DogSkull
You don't often see the beach in post-apocalyptic films these days #DogSkull
We have hit the point of the movie when I start humming Ben Fold's "Underground." #DogSkull #WeCanBeHappyUnderground
And so the Australian accents start. #DogSkull
Oh Young Gar, you so craz-ee #DogSkull
So I'm kinda failing to see how the 9 towns is better than the dog towns. Except, you know, for being underground #DogSkull
And ladders. The Nine Cities have a fucking shite-load of ladders #DogSkull
Jugger players. Almost as delusional as the armies of the Southern Cross in Robotech. #DogSkull
What do you mean I have to hurt someone? I got into Jugger for the puppy-hugging and free kittens. #DogSkull
"Then win." "Win?" "Win.' Rutger Hauer: World's greatest motivation speaker #DogSkull
I want to see a remake of this film that's directed by McG. Or, god help me, Zac Snyder #DogSkull
100 fucking stones. It's a big moment of the movie. I can tell 'cause of the music #DogSkull
Juggers. They're men of honor. Something something something. Dog Skull on a stake #DogSkull
I really gotta ask: who watched this film and thought "yeah, this should be a real sport" #DogSkull
I vaguely remember there being some semblance of a plot somewhere along the line, but we're down to the old ultraviolence #DogSkull
Rutger Hauer is angry, my friends. That means he's going to fuck up some dude's shit. 'Cause they're friends. #DogSkull
I will forgive this movie if someone just, like, shoots Joan Chen at the finish line. Well, finish stake #DogSkull
And...that's it? Seriously? But... but... Plot? What the fuck happened to the plot? #DogSkull
Dear people who like this movie. You are deeply, deeply strange. Seriously. #DogSkull
And that's the #TrashyTuesdayMovie for this week. Next week - the Rollerball remake from 2002. #DogSkull