| 
  • If you are citizen of an European Union member nation, you may not use this service unless you are at least 16 years old.

  • You already know Dokkio is an AI-powered assistant to organize & manage your digital files & messages. Very soon, Dokkio will support Outlook as well as One Drive. Check it out today!

View
 

Starcrash

Page history last edited by Capellan 11 years, 2 months ago

I choose to start the movie...now #Starcrash
Fucking hell. What is it with 70's SF movies and ripping off Star Wars #Starcrash
Every film we've watched has started with a ship going overhead. #Starcrash
PINK PLANETS! Aweomse #Starcrash
They really should preface every piece of dialogue with "As you know, Bob..." #Starcrash
Oh. Oh, my. #Starcrash
Wait. But...what...oh fucking hell #Starcrash
So the movie rips off star wars, lets guys exposite for a few minutes, kills them, then does the rolling text? #Starcrash #HidinngYourSource
Oh god, I have no words #Starcrash
What the hell am I watching? #Starcrash
Flatmate: Most cheerful space pirates ever #Starcrash
Man, if all the things the characters were giving us exposition about actually happened, this film would be pretty cool #Starcrash
I AM POLICE ROBOT ZEL! - I love you Zel!
Oh, wait, lets have some...EXPOSITION! #Starcrash
Holy shit, I think I just figured out where George Lucas got the design for those fucking robots in the prequels #Starcrash
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE TENTACLES? #Starcrash
Of course the radiation will burn your skin off, Stella Star - you forgot to wear clothes #Starcrash
Worst. Prison. Planet. Ever. #Starcrash
30 seconds in the mining pit, and she's escaped. THIS FILM DOES NOT FUCK AROUND. #Starcrash
This film needs Samuel L. Jackson. #Starcrash
Oh, Zel, you are the most WTF thing in a film full of WTF #Starcrash
There are movies that have plot, and movies that don't, and then there's whatever fucking shit this is #Starcrash
They're so into the habit of EXPOUNDING EVERY FUCKING THING that they now explain things we can actually see #Starcrash
We have done things. Now you - you must do other things. Don't do it on screen though. #Starcrash
You can tell he's the best navigator in the Galaxy - he points at shit #Starcrash
Just for a change, we're going to do some exposition. Wait, no, MORE EXPOSITION. MORE, FUCK YOU, MORE #Starcrash
Look, the Haunted Stars. We've arrived #Starcrash
Zel is a total GM PC #Starcrash
Look! Amazons on horseback! ...wait, what? #Starcrash
ZEL! NO! #Starcrash
This is they spy we captured. "You are a spy." Well, yes, they just said so. #Starcrash
AWESOMES! Zel lives, and he's here to fuck some shit up, motherfuckers #Starcrash
And...giant robots? WHAT THE FUCK? #Starcrash
Why do the amazons have a giant robot? And why did they only arm the giant robot with a sword? #Starcrash
I mean, fuck it, I'm still back on Why are there Amazons riding horses in this film, but these questions must be asked #Starcrash
WHY DOES EVERYTHING IN THIS MOVIE WEAR A BIKINI, INCLUDING THE GIANT ROBOT? #Starcrash
Twitter doesn't really do my reactions to this film justice. There's an awful lot of throwing up my arms to ward off the stupid #Starcrash
Stella. Not actually capable of counting three ships. #Starcrash
Which makes sense, since she regards a space bikini as multiple articles of clothing #Starcrash
Wait...six to five? There were five then they killed two. NOT EVEN THE SCREENWRITER IS KEEPING COUNT #badsign #Starcrash
Hey, would you like some exposition instead of a space battle? 'Cause that's what you're getting #Starcrash
And after that thrilling exposition about the fight we just had...we'll have some exposition about the next bit of non-plot #Starcrash
Flatmate: I like the fact that they don't have radios. They just yell at the guy inside the ship #Starcrash
El apparently has logic circuits. I'll leave you with that thought. #Starcrash
This player got bored with the shitty plot so decided to kill all the other PCs. I sympathise. #Starcrash
You know, if this film ends with El and Stella running off together, I'm okay with that. They've got chemistry #Starcrash
People in this film? Really bad at killing people #Starcrash
Wait....an action scene that happens on-screen? Without exposition? MADNESS! #Starcrash
Someone should at least explain why they're a master of space kung-fu #Starcrash
Ah, there it is. #FuckingExposition #Starcrash
So you unleash exposition for everything...except for explaining how he survives DEADLY FUCKING DEATH RAYS #Starcrash #TheStupidBurns
INEXPLICABLE POWERS! Fuck you, #Starcrash
I am no longer watching this film, I'm just giving the television a baleful look and hoping it will explode #Starcrash
Dear god, we're being attacked by a lava lamp! #Starcrash
It is entirely possible that my flatmate's suspicion that I will kill him as a result of watching this film are correct #Starcrash
The worst part about being an hour into this film isn't that I've watched an hour of the film. It's that the Hoff is yet to come #Starcrash
Don't bother doing anything, Stella. Acton has read the adventure and knows how to win. #Starcrash
ROBOT CHAUVINISM! #Starcrash
Flatmate keeps chanting "Greatest. Movie. Ever." I fear the pain of watching this film has affected his ability to use words #Starcrash
Because we got bored ripping off Star Wars, we ripped off a scene fro 2001. #Starcrash
Oh I get it now. Stella is being played by a girl and none of the guys will let her get a word in. #Starcrash
I have no idea what's going on anymore. I think it's safer that way #Starcrash
HOFF! #Starcrash
It's a bad sign when the Hoff showing up actually improves your film #Starcrash
Maybe nobody did drugs in the 70s. They just went to the movies and thought they did drugs. #Starcrash
In a strange way, this film does kinda explain Baywatch #Starcrash
WTF? ACTON HAS A MOTHERFUCKING LIGHTSABER! #Starcrash
I so want to punch Acton in the mouth. Fortunately, he already knows that, 'cause Action knows all #Starcrash
I'm now resorting to yelling "No! Bad movie! Bad" at the television. #Starcrash
Images of monsters designed to drive men insane with fear. #Starcrash
I don't want to know how many drugs were required to make this film. #Starcrash
I do, however, want the drugs that will let me survive watching it #Starcrash
I'm pretty sure that Starcrash is the film Lucas was attempting to remake when he made Episode 1 #Starcrash
Akton is all about the Exposition. Even when other people point out the obvious, he has to repeat it #Starcrash
Christopher Plummer is going to *stare at the motherfucking camera like it means something* #Starcrash
Oh please god let Akton be dead. #Starcrash
Lets hear it for destiny - the one thing that can finally kill Akton #Starcrash
Me: Is this the end? Flatmate: No. Me: Oh Jesus. Flatmate: Best part of the movie is yet to come. Me: Don't threaten me #Starcrash
OH FUCK OFF. #Starcrash
Not that I object to Christopher Plummer stopping time ad all, but seriously, fuck off #Starcrash
I feel stupider for seeing this film. I also feel the need to punch myself. #Starcrash
Wait? What? CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER STOPPED TIME. THERE IS NO MORE MOVIE AFTER YOU PULL THAT SHIT #Starcrash
it's still going. #Starcrash
If the giant space-hand turns into a giant space-fist, I'm officially done with this film #Starcrash
Yeah, we're done. #Starcrash
They just boarded the space station by crashing through the windows. #Starcrash
It's nice to know my instincts were right. I totally should have walked away after the space fist #Starcrash
This movie doesn't end. If you need me, I'll be behind the couch, weeping #Starcrash
Movie still doesn't end. I feel the need to punch something #Starcrash
And at the climax of the film, Christopher Plummer finally blinks #Starcrash
Poor El. He comes back from the dead to help save the universe, and he still doesn't get the girl #Starcrash
Pity. He had more chemistry with Caroline Munro than the Hoff #Starcrash
Dear god, it's over. At least, I think it's over. #Starcrash
Flatmate: Greatest movie ever. Me: That's the Stockholm Syndrome talking #Starcrash

Comments (0)

You don't have permission to comment on this page.