Half an hour til the #TrashyTuesdayMovie. In honor of our guest, @seanc2020, tonight's hashtag will be #BleachedBruce.
I choose to start the movie...now #BleachedBruce
Ah, that's right. This is the film that launched Chris Tucker's career. Odd that we still forgive it for that #BleachedBruce
Aziz! Light! #BleachedBruce
Flatmate: You know what? This would be a totally different movie if that was Brendan Frazer. Probably a better movie #BleachedBruce
@seanc2020: It's a secret on the wall in the open. There weren't even any traps. #BleachedBruce
Lets be honest, this movie is far better than any movie with Luke Perry & Chris Tucker in it deserves to be #BleachedBruce
jj_irwin: Why did it have to be duck-aliens? #BleachedBruce
@seanc2020 is chanting for Vorlons. Flatmate: Vorlons with penis lights, apparently #BleachedBruce
You know what, I'm not going to tweet the conversation about penis lights that followed that #BleachedBruce
When he's done with this film role, the Professor will be off to resume his role as Colonel Sanders #BleachedBruce
I'm being accused of being a spoilsport for keeping the penis light conversation to myself. 'Course, now it's oversold #BleachedBruce
You know, telling an alien that looks like a turtle to hurry may be a little pointless #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: the priest is really Corvinus who faked his death in Underworld to carry on mission with #BleachedBruce @Petermball
jj_irwin: You can always recognise an encounter with Ultimate Evil by the bbq sauce dripping down your forehead. #BleachedBruce
Hey, we shot this thing and it got bigger. LET US SHOOT IT AGAIN. WHAT COULD GO WRONG? #BleachedBruce
seanc2020: He didn't put those boots on, did he? Me: he's Bruce Willis, he sleeps in boots #BleachedBruce
Okay, why are there superfluous spikes on the barrel of the gun? What's the point? #BleachedBruce
The post-mugging dance is my favourite thing in this film #BleachedBruce
thecityhermit: I’ve just realised I’ve watched this twice and I don’t remember any of it… at least Bruce has arrived #BleachedBruce
seanc2020: Ian Holm has pink-eye. #BleachedBruce
jj_irwin: Dunno if the visual refs are deliberate, but holy hell this would be a different story with Spider Jerusalem at the helm #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: Still hear It's "Egg Nog" to Gary Oldman... #BleachedBruce
Flatmate: What does this red button do? Me: It blows shit up. Flatmate: Actually, it makes Mila Jovovich. #BleachedBruce
thecityhermit: Now we’re at “Nucleolab”. I sense science handwavery is imminent #BleachedBruce
You know what's weird about rewatching this film? The first time around, a naked Mila Jovovich was actually a surprise #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: Strategically placed thermal bandages.... #BleachedBruce
Pi R Squared, motherfucker #BleachedBruce #NoContextForYou
You know, this is a pretty weird music choice for a chase scene #BleachedBruce
jj_irwin: Damn, should've made a drinking game for every time they say "perfect". This scene would probably end it. #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: Bingbadabooom time #BleachedBruce
jj_irwin: Why aren't there more cabbie protags in pulp/noir? The femme fatales can literally drop into their lives... #BleachedBruce
We got bored with the Fifth Element and wandered into Bladerunner for a moment #BleachedBruce
jj_irwin: Never without my permission #BleachedBruce
jj_irwin: Crazy Gary Oldman! #BleachedBruce
Oh, Gary Oldman, you and your weird fucking plastic head thingy #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: Still Eggnog rather than Aknok or whatever it is... #BleachedBruce
jj_irwin: I love the weapon demonstration scene so much. "This case... IS EMPTY." #BleachedBruce
Tricky! #BleachedBruce
Why? What's wrong with me? Oh, Gary, that headpiece answers that question all on its own #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: Just noticed Gary's henchmen get plastic caps #BleachedBruce Time to choke on a cherry Gary o_O
Oh dear, we're working very blue here this evening #BleachedBruce
Remote controlled cockroach. What could go wrong with that? #BleachedBruce
thecityhermit: Ian Holm as Obi Wan and Gary Oldman as… a robo vacuum salesman. Awesome. #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: Match use creates dramatic later plot development #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: Princess Leia on 'roids #thathair #BleachedBruce
jj_irwin: And thus begins the delicate ballet of cramming people into places they shouldn't be crammed. #BleachedBruce
more fridges should be able to fit three bodies #BleachedBruce
thecityhermit: “Aside from that, everything’s peachy. Thanks for asking.” #BleachedBruce
Dear space cops - what part of that wasn't easy? You asked his name, you caught him in a net? #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: Just had epiphany that Cornelius is also Corvinus is also Bilbo Baggins - he ran out of C...us names? #BleachedBruce
You know, when you look at him, Corbin Dallas is actually a creepy protagonist. Like "Use a panther as a roofie" creepy #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: Matching hair and shirt = true wuv #BleachedBruce
jj_irwin: "Wasn't easy" is the opening volley for bigger space bribes, duh! #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: Borat stole Leeloo's orange strapping & turned it green #BleachedBruce
thecityhermit: Even aliens say ‘perfect’ #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: Moooooltipass!!!! #BleachedBruce
This is my mission. I should never have given it to you. "I know." #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: I have no words for Chris Rock's hair #BleachedBruce
For some reasons, they've taken a Batman villain and cast him as Corbin's sidekick #BleachedBruce
@nickystrickland The Flatmate believes its the most awesome hairstyle ever put on film #BleachedBruce
jj_irwin: Aaand... random space-Rastafarian. #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: Many tribbles dies in the making of this film #BleachedBruce
You've got to love a villain whose boobytrapped every public phone in the city #BleachedBruce
Although why the future doesn't have cell phones eludes me #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: I thought all employees were booby trapped #BleachedBruce
thecityhermit: I have seen the future and it is Ruby Rhod. #BleachedBruce #shudder
jj_irwin: The BBQ sauce of evil returns #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: Instant sleep & travel - make long haul trips easier #BleachedBruce
Intergalactic flights that need to knock you out in order to make it bearable, but phones still work without delay #BleachedBruce
You know, the plot of this film really is made out of fairy floss. It's just good at distracting you with shiny things #BleachedBruce
thecityhermit: I think that’s why I have no idea what happens next. #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: not just shiny,colourful too. Should've got sis to sing dressed as Plavalaguna would've been wedding showstopper #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: Time for co-ordinated singing & fighting sequence #BleachedBruce
thecityhermit: Other than a series of cool images featuring #BleachedBruce and a blue alien opera singer.
jj_irwin: I know this music. Let's change the beat. #BleachedBruce
Is it wrong that I want Gary Oldman to be every SF movie bad guy ever? #BleachedBruce
thecityhermit: Cue action sequence to the sound of opera… I mean 80s techno. #BleachedBruce #standingovation
Okay, what possible, logical reason is there for the Diva to bodypack the stones #BleachedBruce
Die Hard homage! #BleachedBruce
Least believable action sequence ever #BleachedBruce
Flatmate: You know how you keep saying it distracts you with shiny things? They are very, very shiny things #BleachedBruce
jj_irwin: Anybody else want to negotiate? #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: Negotiations Bruce Willis style #BleachedBruce
Alas, poor Gary Oldman. He was the second-best thing about this film #BleachedBruce
But you gotta respect the guys with the stones to start their bomb with a 5 second counter #BleachedBruce
seanc2020: I bet the ship was called Nakatomi Plaza #BleachedBruce
So apparently one of the guys who co-wrote this film also wrote all the Karate Kid films #BleachedBruce
You've never seen this work before? Flatmate: ITS BEEN FIVE THOUSAND YEARS #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: Time for dramatic match plot development from earlier #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: Now the shiny AND colourful #BleachedBruce
You know, the love story between Corbin and Leeloo? Actually a little creepy #BleachedBruce
Flatmate: You just hate love. Me: Yes. Yes I do. #BleachedBruce
nickystrickland: The cougar element of the lurve #BleachedBruce She is a tad older than him
And that's The Fifth Element #BleachedBruce
jj_irwin: Gary Oldman is the best villain, the end. #BleachedBruce