I choose to start this movie...now #deathblossom
I've been told this is the most 80's SF movie ever made, but I fear the soundrack is lacking in the synth for that to be true #deathblossom
You know, that opening scene was one star destroyer short of a Star Wars rip-off/homage #deathblossom
We have used the most high-tech CGI available to recreate...asteroids #deathblossom
Ah, the eighties. An age when computer-game addicted teens had an ambition to do something with their lives #deathblossom
You know, beyond playing computer games #deathblossom
Portentous Breeze deployed, sir. #deathblossom
Plot points I struggle to buy into: people being excited by someone beating a computer game record #deathblossom
Especially since the people who are interested are, primarily, octogenarians. And it's after tea #deathblossom
Flatmate: Go Alex. Succeeding at computer games will make you more attractive to the opposite sex #deathblossom
If we learnt actual life-lessons from this movie...oh jesus, I don't even want to think about that #deathblossom
It just hit me. You really are leaving, aren't you? Yes, on the back of my MASSIVE COMPUTER GAME SKILLZ #deathblossom
Holy shit, this film places a lot of fucking importance on breaking a computer game record #deathblossom
On the plus side, I appreciate the film being so subtle with its space motif. I needed to be hit by a lump of 2-by-4 #deathblossom
So, basically, international space armies recruit in a way that screams Stranger Danger #deathblossom
It's all "hey kid, please step into this dark van with a man wearing an overcoat promising you candy" #deathblossom
Fair warning: I'm going to find every bastard who told me this was a good film and beat them. #deathblossom
Oh god, the CGI. It hurts. IT HURTS. #deathblossom
You know, kid, maybe there ISN'T a perfectly logical explanation for the fact you've been kidnapped by aliens #deathblossom
Beyond, you know, "our scrip-writer took too much ketamine" #deathblossom
Has anyone noticed the aliens running this army are basically dicks? #deathblossom
It's all like "Sorry, we could have asked you to volunteer, but we're going to kidnap you and throw you to your doom" #deathblossom
Traditionally we have name for people who do this sort of things: Villains #deathblossom
The lesson here seems to be "Don't climb into cars with strangers." Which, you know, we had a grip on in the 80s. #deathblossom
Okay, seriously, WTF's with the giant blue head? #deathblossom
They spent all the budget on the CGI. Without catering, people had no choice but to chew the scenery #deathblossom
In twenty years they'll plant that scepter in the ground and Sauron will move in #deathblossom
Open fire. All weapons. Dispatch War-rocket ajax to bring back his body... #deathblossom
I'm going to call it - Worst Fucking Villain we've come across on a Tuesday night #deathblossom
Nonsense melodrama and flimsy motivations #deathblossom
There's twenty fucking minutes of this film that could be cut if character's weren't idiots for the sake of driving plot #deathblossom
Hmm. A weapon of last resort. I wonder if that's going to be needed? #deathblossom
You know, I'd happily watch an entire film that was Beta Alex. Instead of, you know, real Alex #deathblossom
The space-iguana's laugh is starting to shit me #deathblossom
Yeah, I'd definitely watch an entire film of Beta-Alex. He's the far more interesting character #deathblossom
Flatmate: I did warn you we were watching these three films in reverse order of quality Me: Shit. There's still another week #deathblossom
Okay, I'm giving this film its first bonus point - the bad guys fighters fly in Space Invader formation #deathblossom
DEATHBLOSSOM! #deathblossom
Flatmate: Worst super-weapon ever. Me: yeah. #deathblossom
I have never been so utterly underwhelmed by the climax of a story #deathblossom
Many people have fond memories of this film from childhood. I take this as proof that kids will watch any old shit #deathblossom
Why else do you think I came back? Sure, great for your girlfriend, but, Dude, way to disrespect you mother #deathblossom
This is not a fucking ending. #deathblossom
I'm going to find the scriptwriter of this film and introduce him to the concept of "character arcs." #deathblossom
Flatmate: Aren't you glad that you can now say that you've seen the last starfighter? Me: I hate you. #deathblossom
Flatmate: Look on the bright side. Next week, you'll be able to look back and say "I wish we were watching Last Starfighter" #deathblossom