We choose to start the movie...now #TooManyJets
Rule one of movie-making: if your concept requires a voice-over to explain, get a new concept #TooManyJets
Or, you know, make a smarter film #TooManyJets
When he's done with this film, Jet Li is totally going to go star in a remake of Grease #TooManyJets
#TooManyJets Nothing says law enforcement as well as an M16 with a torch strapped to it.
An, the early naughties. It truly was the golden age of bullet time for bullet-time's sake #TooManyJets #ThankGodWeAreDoneWithThatShit
It's hard to take this scene seriously 'cause they're using the theme-song from WWE Raw circa 2001 #TooManyJets
Who wants to see Jet Li kung-fu kick a police car? #TooManyJets #Hint #IDo
#TooManyJets But his running really really fast is sooooo much worse than The Flash
If this movie was being remade today, we totally would have just watched ten minutes of parkour chase sequence #TooManyJets
So you have Jason Statham and Delroy-Fucking-Lindo in your cast. Why is the film about Jet Li again? #TooManyJets
Is that the prodigy I hear playing in the background? Are we playing naughties action film bingo now? #TooManyJets
#TooManyJets We lives in the Anubis Universe! Yay us!
#TooManyJets Stop with the dialogue. You're no good at it.
This entire universe has adopted the weirdest fucking font imaginable as standard #TooManyJets
I kinda...struggle to take the names seriously in this #TooManyJets
Damn Explosive mice. #TooManyJets
Flatmate: Does this movie give us two Jet Li's and two Carla Gugino's too? Me: Yep. Flatmate: Best movie ever. #TooManyJets
I can't watch Jason Statham speak without giggling #TooManyJets
Deja vu #TooManyJets
This movie really has it in for air-conditioning ducts #TooManyJets
It's like no-one actually bothers getting hurt by razor-wire anymore #TooManyJets
#TooManyJets Character defining kata always comes off as an in-joke
Try to kill yourself once and all of a sudden you start jumping at mirrors #TooManyJets
Ah, Delroy Lindo. When you absolutely, positively, have to have some guy play some cops partner. #TooManyJets
The One - 'cause sometimes you need your action film to bust out a sequence from an English farce #TooManyJets
I'm an awe of Jason Statham's ability to find a muscle car in every movie he ever stars in #TooManyJets
One can only applaud Statham's ability to deliver the line "I'm a multi-verse agent" without laughing #TooManyJets
The weirdest decision in this film? In a infinite mutliverse, it's inconceivable that Jason Statham have an English accent #TooManyJets
#TooManyJets Universal escape clause: "I've got to do ... Girl stuff" I might try that line sometime.
Random superfluous technology FTW #TooManyJets
Marvel at their ability to...well, fight like two guys fighting at normal speed, then hitting fast-forward on the VCR #TooManyJets
Yeah, so we got bored with the films climax and started hanging shit on Highlander instead #TooManyJets
'Cause The One really is just Highlander made by someone remotely competent #TooManyJets
So yeah, that was mildly terrible #TooManyJets
And that's the #TrashyTuesdayMovie for this week. Next week...Zardoz #OhGodKillMeNow