I choose to start the movie...now #ZombieStrippers
Unexpected long pre-movie disclaimers are unexpectedly long. WHERE ARE MY ZOMBIE STRIPPERS, MOVIE? #ZombieStrippers
There are a staggering number of companies involved in the making of this #ZombieStrippers
President bush. Vice-president Schwarzenegger. Terrifying. #ZombieStrippers
Rolling Stones steel wheelchair retirement tour...II #ZombieStrippers
The opening minutes of this film are far more entertaining than any film titled #ZombieStrippers is entitled to be.
Worst. Marines. Ever #ZombieStrippers
We stopped that thing - what was it called, lieutenant? "Armageddon, sir!" #ZombieStrippers
It's a flaw of the movie that you can't tell the difference between female marines, biologists, and strippers #ZombieStrippers
I would watch a movie where the marines deployed Elvis against zombies #ZombieStrippers
Me: know what this movie needs to be perfect? A pro-wrestler. Flatmate: No. It needs a wrestler and Michelle Rodrigeuz #ZombieStrippers
I'm going on out a limb: the bikini-top/machine-gun combo isn't standard marine issue #ZombieStrippers
Fourteen minutes into the film and we have our first strip show. *Still* less nudity than last week's zombie film #ZombieStrippers
It's hard not to giggle at Tito Ortiz as a bouncer #ZombieStrippers
The Troll is aggravated by the fact that Jenna Jameson is chewing gum while pole-dancing #ZombieStrippers
There is no film that isn't improved by the presence of Robert Englund #ZombieStrippers
The lesson of this film is "Don't let a zombie sit in the corner of your underground strip club" #ZombieStrippers #RulesToLiveBy
If this movie has a shark, it's name is Nietzsche #ZombieStrippers
And we've hit the first instance of zombie on stripper action, and Tito Ortiz is proved to be a crappy bouncer #ZombieStrippers
Well, we all knew that scene was coming, didn't we #ZombieStrippers
Lets see if I've got this straight: our best stripper is a reanimated corpse who is feeding off the customers... #ZombieStrippers
Zombie movies. Always slightly better when people have actually seen a zombie movie #ZombieStrippers
Troll: He's got a flip-top head to brush his teeth #ZombieStrippers
You know, I have vague memories of this film involving marines at some point #ZombieStrippers
Troll: They're just wasting food. There are zombies in third-world countries that are dying for those patrons #ZombieStrippers
Warriors reference FTW #ZombieStrippers
It's a zombie strip-off #ZombieStrippers #IWishIWereJoking
Vagina launched billiard balls. The thing every zombie movie has been missing #ZombieStrippers
This movie makes far more sense when you realise its based on an absurdist play #ZombieStrippers
If Paco doesn't survive this movie, I riot. Thus far, he's the only sympathetic character.
WHY IS THERE A DONKEY? #ZombieStrippers
Marines. The natural predator of the zombie #ZombieStrippers
Make it good. In a deeply ontological way. #ZombieStrippers
Well, that was god-awful, in a truly awesome kind of way #ZombieStrippers
Next week, we end our Undead and Undressed trilogy with Zombie Lake #TrashyTuesdayMovie